MRQE Ranks: The Worst Films of 2012

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ATM (2012)

Cast: Chantavit Dhanasevi, Preechaya Pongthananikorn, Anna Chuancheun, Pongsatorn Jongwilak, Puttachat Pongsuchat, Will Woytowich, Thawat Pornrattanaprasert, Sananthachat Thanapatpisal, Glen Thompson, Robert Huculak, Chaleumpol Tikumpornteerawong, Aaron Hughes, Steve Nagribianko, Brian Geraghty, Josh Peck, Alice Eve

Director: Mez Tharatorn, David Brooks

Writer: Chris Sparling

Synopsis: A couple have to decide who will keep their job at a bank when they get married. [MORE]

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One for the Money (2012)

Cast: Sherri Shepherd, Debbie Reynolds, Ryan Bathe, Debra Monk, Adam Paul, Fisher Stevens, Ana Reeder, Patrick Fischler, Leonardo Nam, Annie Parisse, Danny Mastrogiorgio, Gavin-Keith Umeh, Louis Mustillo, Harry O'Toole, Katherine Heigl, Jason O'Mara, John Leguizamo, Daniel Sunjata, Nate Mooney

Director: Julie Anne Robinson, Julie Ann Robinson

Writer: Stacy Sherman, Karen Ray, Liz Brixius

Synopsis: New Jersey native Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl) has plenty of attitude, even if she is broke after six months of unemployment. Desperate for mon... [MORE]

3

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012)

Cast: Deborah Unger, Roberto Campanella, Erin Pitt, Peter Outerbridge, Jefferson Brown, Milton Barnes, Carrie-Anne Moss, Adelaide Clemens, Martin Donovan, Kit Harington, Radha Mitchell, Sean Bean, Heather Marks, Deborah Kara Unger, Malcolm McDowell

Director: Michael Bassett, Michael J. Bassett

Writer: Michael Bassett

Synopsis: For many years, Heather Mason (Adelaide Clemens) and her father, Harry (Sean Bean), have been on the run from dangerous forces she does not underst... [MORE]

4

Piranha 3DD (2012)

Cast: Paul Jordan, Meagan Tandy, David Koechner, Héctor Jiménez, Chris Zylka, Matt Bush, Danielle Panabaker, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer, Gary Busey, David Hasselhoff, Katrina Bowden, Adrian Martinez, Clu Gulager, Paul James Jordan, Jean-Luc Bilodeau

Director: John Gulager

Writer: Patrick Melton, Marcus Dunstan, Joel Soisson

Synopsis: Though it was once a wholesome, family-oriented attraction, a water park owned by Chet (David Koechner) now features a nudist pool and aquatic stri... [MORE]

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The Cold Light of Day (2012)

Cast: Emma Hamilton, Michael Budd, Joe Dixon, Jim Piddock, Fermi Reixach, Henry Cavill, Bruce Willis, Sigourney Weaver, Verónica Echegui, Roschdy Zem, Óscar Jaenada, Joseph Mawle, Caroline Goodall, Rafi Gavron

Director: Mabrouk El Mechri

Writer: Scott Wiper, John Petro

Synopsis: Young business consultant Will Shaw (Henry Cavill) flies to Spain for a vacation aboard his family's sailboat. When Will returns from some on-shore... [MORE]

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The Babymakers (2012)

Cast: Aisha Tyler, Collette Wolfe, Hayes MacArthur, Lindsey Kraft, Helena Mattsson, Paul Schneider, Olivia Munn, Kevin Heffernan, Wood Harris, Nat Faxon

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar

Writer: Peter Gaulke, Gerry Swallow

Synopsis: After he flunks a fertility test, a man (Paul Schneider) realizes that the only way he can get his wife (Olivia Munn) pregnant is by robbing a sper... [MORE]

7

A Thousand Words (2012)

Cast: Ruby Dee, Kayla Blake, Winston Rocha, Bethany Dwyer, Alain Chabat, Lennie Loftin, David Burke, Brian Gallivan, Phil Reeves, Jack McBrayer, Cliff Curtis, Clark Duke, Kerry Washington, Allison Janney, Eddie Murphy

Director: Brian Robbins

Writer: Steve Koren

Synopsis: Jack McCall (Eddie Murphy) is a selfish literary agent whose fast-talking ways allow him to close any deal. His next target is New Age guru Dr. Sin... [MORE]

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A Little Bit of Heaven (2011)

Cast: Lucy Punch, Romany Malco, Treat Williams, Steven Weber, Peter Dinklage, Alan Dale, Johann Urb, Gael García Bernal, Kathy Bates, Whoopi Goldberg, Rosemarie DeWitt, Kate Hudson

Director: Nicole Kassell

Writer: Gren Wells

Synopsis: New Orleans ad executive Marley Corbett (Kate Hudson) is a free-spirited woman who embraces her easy sexuality, shuns commitment, and gains support... [MORE]

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The Devil Inside (2012)

Cast: Ionut Grama, Bonnie Morgan, Brian Johnson, John Prosky, Fernanda Andrade, Simon Quarterman, Evan Helmuth, Suzan Crowley

Director: William Bell, William Brent Bell

Writer: William Bell, Matthew Peterman

Synopsis: Twenty years after Maria Rossi (Suzan Crowley) murdered three people, her daughter, Isabella (Fernanda Andrade), seeks the truth about that terribl... [MORE]

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The Apparition (2012)

Cast: Julianna Guill, Luke Pasqualino, Rick Gomez, Anna Clark, Tim Williams, Marty Martulis, Tom Felton, Sebastian Stan, Ashley Greene

Director: Todd Lincoln

Writer: Todd Lincoln

Synopsis: Plagued by frightening occurrences in their home, Kelly (Ashley Greene) and Ben (Sebastian Stan) learn that a university's parapsychology experimen... [MORE]